My congratulations to Pranav Mistry and his team at MIT. and btw, The current prototype unveiled costs just $350!!! It was built from devices off the shelf!!! Pranav is planning to release the software as Opensoure!!! And No, Its not yet available in the consumer market ;-)
Friday, November 6, 2009
Inspired by Project Sixth Sense
My congratulations to Pranav Mistry and his team at MIT. and btw, The current prototype unveiled costs just $350!!! It was built from devices off the shelf!!! Pranav is planning to release the software as Opensoure!!! And No, Its not yet available in the consumer market ;-)
Sunday, November 1, 2009
global warming, arctic ice, polar bears
I haven't written anyhting here for a couple of weeks now. Nothing just came by my mind that was inspiring enough to write about, except for the documented life of the polar bear at the arctic aired by discovery channel this evening. Yeah, we all know how the ice is melting at the polar caps and yeah we've read how the Arcitc will be ice free in summers in a few years from now but then its just another news, not even sensational news. We tisk tisk and move on with our daily lives. Project deliverables, getting married to the right person, doing an MBA blah blah, things that would really affect us, things that we worry about are things that give us an immediate feedback. Artic melt, sea level rise, eco system deterioration, woh thats too complex for a common person like me, these are things that need to be taken care by you know, super man perhaps or by barack obama, not me we say. I can sympathize or may be donate to greenpeace if its not more than 500 bucks per month and yeah only if it has tax exemption. Otherwise, I'd like to move on, thats our attitude. Is it wrong or right?
Don't worry I'm not critizizing here, I too am like that, all that I've written here is what I do. I sympathized today when I saw a polar bear struggle to free itself from the thin ice slush on the sea and then crawl back to firmer ice where it can walk. I sympathized when the narrator announced how the thining ice during summers starves polar bears for 4 months at a stretch because thining ice means dry land in the arctic and nothing lives or grows on dry land. I sympathized that if such thining goes on then two-thirds of polar bears would vanish by 2020. I'm like you I just sympathize and move on. The reason, I don't know. I'm bothered about my family, my MBA next year, the loan that I need to take to complete my MBA. I shouldn't say that I care for a starving polar bear in the distant arctic while I eat here heartily in India, I should say I sympathize, that too momentarily. My emotions vanish the moment the program would end, half an hour later I would smile and watch a movie in HBO.
I know something. I know that whats happening now to the polar bear would happen to us in the years to come. The vanishing polar bears and the tigers are the best that have survived the human on slaught. They're the best hand picked by nature and thats why they've survived. The polar bear can survive without food for four months, imagine humans in such a state. Its high time we realized that like the thining ice underneath the polar bear, the artificial world that we've created may not support us for long.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
from the head of a stray cow
I travel to office everyday either by my office bus or by BMTC if I'm late. I travel on the famous Hosur road of Bangalore known for its never ending stretch of tar and asphalt from the heart of Bangalore to Hosur. Its a highway and a city road all in one. Hosur road is infamous for its traffic snarls, potholes and its famous residents, the stray cows.The stray cows have made Hosur road their home, the sad part is that their grazing field is the garbage that is lying around hosur road. The cows sleep either on the medians or on the footpaths watching over speeding buses and motorcycles. Now, one fine day I took the BMTC Volvo to office when at Adugodi junction I happened to see a stray cow, let me call her, careless :-). Careless, the Cow was brown in colour with short horns funnily turned on her head. She was trying to cross the road unmindful of the morning traffic madness all around her. My bus was heading towards Electronics City, the Info Tech park of Bangalore and so I was on the left lane while careless was on the right lane, so I had a nice view of careless from my bus seat.
Careless was trying to cross the road from the footpath on the right lane to the left lane and it was then that the signal turned green and all hell broke loose, motorists just vroomed in opposite directions in both lanes. Careless suddenly found a wall of traffic on her way and so she hesitated for a moment, then she just swayed away without crossing the road. I was amused by this scene. A human would've waited for the traffic to die down and then would've crossed the road but careless, the cow she is just didn't bother to cross the road at all.
I wondered why would careless have wanted to cross the road in the first place. Did she have a purpose? Did she want to cross the road in search of food on the other side of the road? If so, then why didn't she just wait for the traffic to die down and then cross the road. If not, so what makes her stray like this aimlessly. I know cows don't have aims and goals in life and are aimless but it just beats me.I wondered whats just goes on in that head of careless, howmuch ever small a brain it houses. Pretty naive thoughts I should say, but then thats what I thought of then. Is careless then suffering from the short term memory loss like gajini? :-) I guess not.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
cartoons
Well folks, time for some cartoons. I'm a big cartoon fan, tom and jerry, bugs bunny, daffy duck, angry sam, you name it I've watched it, an yes a million times over. But, cartoons are a world in them and there is much more than the popular bugs bunny. Dexter's lab, swat kats, powerpuff girls, scooby doo, johnny bravo, Courage, the cowardly dog(what a name ;-) are hidden treasures and they come only on Cartoon network and I must say they're equally and sometimes more interesting than the big wigs.
Take Dexter's lab, my favourite of them all. Dexter, a kid who builds his own lab, a futuristic lab unlike the physics and chemistry lab we have at school, an out of the world science lab where out of the world inventions are made by Dexter and boy, does he make look so easy. His Sister dee dee(lovely name isn't it? simple and to the point;-), the only one in the house other than Dexter who knows about the lab, loves to eat his head and is the only disorderly primitivness in the otherwise neat and futurstic lab. Oh, I almost forgot to mention about the unsuspecting parents of Dexter.Dexter's dad, a less meaner version of Homer Simpson and Dexter's Mom, gosh she looks funny, walking on her toes with a big bum and baking muffins all the time. All in all, I should say Dexter's lab is a family entertainer :-)
Swat kats are the coolest and slick cartoon cats around. They're the batmans of MegaKat city(oh yeah, a city of walking, talking, human like cats), saving the city from the clutches of a myriad of villans by flying around their awesome twin seater fighter jet. Swat Kats are brains and brawn built together. They've no professors at their hideout camoflauged under the city dumpyard but still build and operate an awesome figher jet.They're no millionare like batman but can still afford to build mind blowing gizmos and fight crime. The red and black suit they wear and the matching colours in their figher jet is super cool. I know swat kats defies all reason and logic, but I can assure you, no one kicks butt like the swat kats do.The most interesting part about swat kats is that, they don't wear shoes, yup, their creators have given them a twin engined fighter jet but no boots to wear. Thats a cartoon for you. Mindblowing fun!
Then there is Johnny bravo, the cartoon version of Joey from Friends, The Powerpuff girls, the mutated school girls trio who fight mojo the evil monkey and the creepy Courage, the Cowardly dog who saves his mistress from creepy aliens and ghosts even though he is one cowardly bugger, gosh. Each one of these cartoons is a logic defying creation and they just do well, what they do best, kick ass and have fun(except Johnny bravo that is :-)
Monday, September 28, 2009
Please stop, in the name of God!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
goedemorgen
goedemorgen, the first dutch word I learnt in my first dutch class yesterday! Yup folks, I joined a dutch for beginner's class yesterday and the first thing I learnt is greetings. goedemorgen, goedemidag, yes sir, I know how to greet good morning and good afternoon in dutch. I also know numbers 0 to 10, nul, een, twee etc in dutch. Learning a foreign language brings its own set of challenges and fun. The way my dutch instructor wished us "doei doei" was so funny and I felt a bit awkward to say it back to him, but then thats how the language is and how much ever funny it may sound, I need to embrace it and have fun while learning.
Its true but hard to believe that there is only one dutch language instructor available for service in the whole of Bangalore. My searches in google for a dutch language institute or instructor lead te always to Mr.Sayed Jafrid. With no choice left I joined his class and Vikas, my fellow RSM MBA admit, the braveheart from Delhi who booked his flight tickets the moment I told him that dutch class is available in Bangalore, has flown down here and has joined class with me.
My first class was all about greetings, numbers and days of the week and we also learnt 20 words for the day, a scheme devised by the instructor to introduce dutch vocabs to us.Today was my second class and we shifted gears to more numbers, irregular verbs and stuff like that. My classes are for 40 hours, spread across weekends.
The pronounciations is the most peculiar aspect of the dutch language. The way 'g' is pronounced in goedmorgen, with emphasis to the 'gha' sound for the mor'g'en part of it is quite different from what english is. And the way 'V' is pronounced as 'f' and 'J' as 'Ya' are all things I need to learn and remember.
I'd be happy if I can find someone here in bangalore who can speak in dutch with me, but I guess thats a wish list. Finding an instructor itself was a big task here. Anyways I plan to learn atleast the basics of dutch so that Ican practice it when I'm in NL next year. Dooi!
Monday, September 21, 2009
New look
I set upon this over the weekend and browsed a couple of free blog template providers like thecutestblogontheblock, blogspottemplates and pyzam, of these three pyzam has rocking templates which give a digital look to the blog. Surprisingly everything that pyzam offers including templates are free and easy to use. I tried a few and it was perfect, but as life has it, not everything you like can be had. Two problems prevented me from using pyzam templates.
- side wrapper and body wrapper with less width
- less width side wrapper of pyzam rendered the much loved blogumulus widget inactive when set in background transparent mode.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
The First Family
This is how it works in Bangalore. A family or a couple of families come stay at the site of the building and start constructing the building from scratch. The worker's families construct small shelters out of mud and hollow blocks to live adjacent to the building when it starts to grow from pits and concrete basements. The men from who work at the site are skilled while women mostly cook and take care of the unskilled part of the construction like gathering sand and stones. I've seen the children play around unmindful of the construction with other children and dogs that feed and grow along with them. The children grow up amusingly among steel and cement and sand around the building and as they grow big so does the building.
Women at the site cook using earthen stoves, usually rice and vegetable bought from the neighbouring shops, new found neighbours, neighbours introduced to them by the building they've come to construct. I've seen men bathe at the bore well pumps drilled for the building's use. They bathe on the road adjacent to the building unmindful of passers by or the traffic, they bathe as though they want to show off their hardened biceps and abs to passing by software engineers who go to high tech gyms and pay a bounty to try and reduce their excess fat.
There is always a pack of dogs around the building site and the working families. Dogs that spring up as puppies from nowhere when the construction starts and grow with the children and the building. The house warming of the building happens on the night when the building gets a roof over it. Its the time that the working families move from the shelter along the roadside into the house amongst stacked up floor tiles and timber. They live as the first occupants of the building in unfinished rooms with no walls and doors.
Its the time of the year that the construction families find a new home again. The building they set out to build is completed and its time for them to move on. They've raised the building as they'd raised their children and the dogs that grew with their children. They had built it with their sweat and labour and the building had been grateful to them as well. It gave them a livelihood and a home, but alas, its time to move on and they part ways. The men, women and children move along with the real estate market of the town and the building stays back with the dogs that grew with it, awaiting its new occupants. The construction families with their tents and dogs are nomads in this concrete jungle and they are the first family of this real estate market.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Opinions are useless
We have our own opinion about anything and everybody in our lives. We tag people, objects, organizations and governments alike. We spare nothing that comes across our paths. Everything is tagged and categorized as either good or bad, black or white. When I talk about opinions here it doesn't mean our understanding about a person or an object but rather the opinion that we form about the person or object. Let me explain with an example to make things clear. Its my understanding that my neighbor is cranky in the mornings and its my opinion that he may start a fight with me given a chance. Sometimes we magnify our understanding of a subject to disproportionate levels and form useless opinions about the subject which may not be true after all. Many a times we absurdly form opinions about a subject that we have not encountered in person but have heard of it through the words of others.
The reason I feel opinions are useless is because it puts a filter to our minds. Once the filter is formed we tend to view the subject through that filter always and this doesn't give us the real picture about the subject. For instance, many of the stereotypes in this world, a source of misunderstanding and conflict is because of the opinions that were formed about the subject in question. From terming Jews as misers to terming the Muslims as bomb makers, its all our opinions into play. I've experienced this in my day to day life and I've wondered how stupid I was to have opinions about someone. For instance, in my induction there was a guy who spoke aloud, with a gruff voice, I immediately formed an opinion about him that he was an aggressor. He then turned up to be in my team and once I started to know him in person I understood that he is one of the nicest guys around and I was surprised about how I'd formed an opinion about him that clouded my mind.
Opinions about subjects in life doesn't give us an open mind and puts us through unwanted emotions. A open minded approach without filters in our minds would help us stay calm and would help us avoid anxiety and misunderstanding. In short, Opinions are useless.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Blogumus, The Flash widget
Friday, August 21, 2009
are we really Intelligent?
Yes, we humans may be Intelligent, but we are definitely not wise.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Business and social responsibility
Pepsi doesn't force consumers but just sells. Obviously, the consumer wants Pepsi otherwise there is no logical explanation for the Pepsi sales. Liquor and tobacco sales fall under the plank but the sales of liquor and tobacco don't affect a wide range of consumers as Pepsi does. For instance, in a given population of 100, there can be 50 who smoke, and this 50 would be mostly adults. There can be 50 who drink, mostly adults again. But in a population of 100, almost 80 would drink Pepsi and this comprises of children and adults. What makes it worse is that Pepsi unlike tobacco and Liquor alters the food consumption habit of the population, driving them towards unhealthy food habits like regular consumption of fast food and junk food.
Pepsi as a company that sells carbonated drinks and fried foods has its fair share in causing Obesity, a growing problem among urban dwellers in most parts of this world. So having said all this I wonder about Pepsi's view point about business sustainability. I guess, for any business the well-being of its customer is its prime concern, so when the well-being of Pepsi's consumers is jeopardized by consumption of its own products, how does Pepsi view this? I understand that recently, they've ventured into the fruit juice selling business. Are they trying to redeem themselves by at last selling something that their customer can find some value in? Again, I wonder at the notion of corporate social responsibility of companies like Pepsi. I feel that it would be a joke if Pepsi contributes towards humanitarian causes from the money they've got by running a business that has no morality.
Monday, July 20, 2009
A Trek, A group of Friends and thoughts about theology
I was trail walking with my friends last Saturday in coorg and it was a hike to a waterfall. Our onward journey was an event less one except for the discovery of leeches on sriram's legs and the discovery of and pre emptive strikes on a few leeches which tried to get on my leg and Marcelle's legs. We reached the waterfall after dirtying our shoes considerably much to the complaint of Marcelle about how she doesn't like to get wet and stay wet. I was wondering how did she risk a 3 km trek under overcast conditions with just warm tops and a three quarter then. I know that's because I carried my jerkin and umbrella ;-) Anyways as we walked back Marcelle had a doubt and she duly asked me how during a trek do people recognize the correct trail to follow from multiple trails on a trek. She asked me that because I kept on comparing this trek with the trek that I had gone for in Australia and I somehow projected myself as an expert trekker :-) So, when Marcelle asked me how I would recognize the correct trail I told her usually there is only one trail. As soon as I told this, our trail split into two, now how would you explain that? I guess Marcelle would've thought that I was one big fart ;-)
We followed the trail that was lower than the other and ended up lost among thorny bushes. So we decided to walk back and take the other path that went up. To be honest, I wasn't worried for me, as a guy with other guys I would say this was a manageable situation but there were girls with us along with Marcelle and I felt worried about the prospect of being lost and worried about a downpour as well. At that moment, I prayed to god to help us out. We did find help in out Japanese friend who came along and showed us the path and we reached our rooms. As I think of this now, I seriously feel that as a human being I got reminded of God only at the heights of uncertainty. Me lost on a mountain trail with my group would've been something that early human beings would've encountered on a day to day basis, a life filled with uncertainty and no wonder the belief in god and religion developed in them.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Males : Biologically irrelevant
I seriously don't have any words to describe what those darn scientists have done. The reason that the scientists have offered for their research was seriously funny to me, those scientists wanted to help the females whose husbands/partners are infertile to conceive it seems. gimme a break man, like as though if those females donot conceive the human race would become extinct. With the world groaning with human over population I seriously cannot justify the motive provided for such research, thats why I propose a conspiracy theory. My theory is that some revengful female scientists whose partners have abandoned them, embarked upon a mission to set this world free of these philandering males and thus researched and engineered the human sperm. Man, when there are so many things that are direly needed to be engineered in this world, like say a human heart or lungs which could've stopped illegal organ traficking, why did those scientists engineer a sperm, something that is abundantly available in India and China.
There is solace for men though because of the social importance men hold, so men won't become obsolete even though they've become irrelevant now. I wonder what this means to the animal world, lions for instance where males exist just to copulate and propogate their genes and protect a pride from other lions, this research has made the beautiful lions with their wonderful manes irrelevant to lionesses(Note: lionesses donot enjoy sex like human females do, it is just an act of reproduction with no orgasm involved.) So lions exist just for the viewing pleasure of visiting tourists and wildlife photographers, I wish I could tell this to a lion.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Uncertainty's child - Part 1
Now back to the point of questioning the existence of god. I kinda realized that there is one thing that humans fear the most, Uncertainty. Uncertainty like luck is an abstract concept, it doe snot exist in this world as a physical entity that humans can counter. Uncertainty is something that even the world's powerful men have to live with and uncertainty has been there from time immemorial. I guess people in ancient times faced hell a lot of uncertainty than we do as modern humans. for instance everyday occurrences like night fall lead to uncertainty, therefore I feel humans started worshiping nature because they would've considered the uncertain nature as omnipotent and as something they cannot control or predict.
As times changed humans became accustomed to nature, seasons and excelled even in astronomy so I guess as humans unravelled the mysteries of nature, nature and the world around them that they worshipped did not seem so uncertain, so I guess humans started moving away from nature worship. As humans advanced they became organised, organisation did give humans the power to counter uncertainty. By being organised the early humans who roamed around as tribals countered the biggest uncertainty they faced during their times, survival. The advancement of humans into organized social animals gave them strength and courage to counter enemies, gather more food and consequently to survive. the birth of organized life sowed the seeds for the birth of religion and god.
Religion and god thrived from their inception mainly because of two reasons, one was that god and religion were an answer to the uncertainty faced by humans and two was that humans found that organisation gave them power. I would say that religion and god was something that started as a concept to provide solace to humans in an uncertain world and then ended up as outliving the purpose they were conceptualised for. Its a classic case of an idea or product being devised to full fill a purpose but was later used for a grander scheme.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
bored and counting my days as an employed person
My anticipation is more about the useless days ahead in november and december than about my MBA life in Rotterdam. People might just give me the stares for such a statement but thats how I feel now. I just wanna be a guy who can wake up as he wishes, have a breakfast of bread, mustard, muffins and poached eggs and then do unplanned things the whole day. This might sound like as though I'm aiming to be a recluse but I guess I'm just bored of the routine life that I've lead from 2005 in bangalore, going to office everyday on weekdays, going to hometown on a weekend every month, going around bangalore the other weekends. Just got bored man, I just wanna be carefree. I just wanna get up one day in november, brush, shit, bathe, have a heavy breakfast, go the the nearby shop, pickup juice and snacks, take my bike and go off to nandhi hills, sit on one of the benches at the edge of the hill top with a great panaromic view for hours doing nothing, do whatever I feel like doing the whole day and come back in the evening. I just don't want to think, plan and do anything for a day atleast man.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
nothing serious
I started this year with Chicken pox and followed it up with a broken tooth sometime in april and then rounded off my adventures with a fall from my bike and ended up bruised and scratched in june. so healthwise it has been adventurous but not a great experience I should say. My mom attributes all these to the house I live in, she says that from the time I rented it I've been having so many health problems. I know all this defies science and logic but you know science doesn't stand a chance before good old wisdom :-)
At the same time you know, I got an admission at RSM Erasmus Uni, Netherlands for an International MBA course, this was something of a career goal and I did achieve it, so I don't know if I should entirely blame the house :-) anyways, the house seems to have a brain of its own I guess.
Anyways, I'm moving out to a new house and new place in bangalore, frazer town and things are looking up these days. Have many things lined up leading to my course start in jan 2010. Planning to start dutch language classes from this weekend, I just hope dutch is interesting. Thats pretty much, and I also hope to keep writing.